Urethra Franklin, the godmother of Soul and Urine, joined derby the same day she smashed all 20 of her Grammy's because she lost a hot dog eating contest. She enjoys throwing things, screaming, big hair, and being the best.

A double agent from a Russian Derby League. She's here to collect our secrets to take back to the Motherland. She blends in quite well so make sure you don't accidently give her your credit card and favorite pair of skates.

Danger! Danger!

Ghetto comes from the 'hood of ice and snow, but she will melt your heart with one frosty stare. This is one pretty little Rose, but don't get it twisted, GhettoRose will cut you, cut you for realz. After all, she's just a ghetto girl living in a ghetto world. A ghettofabulous world. Likes: boys named Thor, clubbing seals, and stalactites Dislikes: global warming, holes in boats, Bjork

KISS of Beth came to derby to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and she's all outta bubble gum.

When this lady isn't turning heads she's busy smashing them into the ground. She's never fully satisfied unless she's causing pain to anyone that gets in her way. With 8 wheels under her feet, and the taste of blood on her toongue, Lady will leave you bleeding and screaming for more!Likes: Arm whips, thigh highs, and Slasher flicks. Dislikes: Your face, broken high heels, and boys who cry.

Likes anything with an engine preferably a small block chevy dragster and a Kawasaki drag bike, the only loves in her life are a vw and little red ninja.