Chasey Maim

A double agent from a Russian Derby League. She's here to collect our secrets to take back to the Motherland. She blends in quite well so make sure you don't accidently give her your credit card and favorite pair of skates

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  Ghetto Rose

A Ghetto Rose by any other name would smell as sweet while kicking your ass. Growing up on the mean streets of the west end and battling the maul that eats people, Ghetto Rosie finds roller derby a walk in the park. Like her namesake, the rose, she's beautiful and her thorns will leave you bloody and weak.

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  Jenuine Draft

The Slice Girls recruited JD when they got a tip from the Edmonton police force about a girl they had ticketed for DUI and speeding, at the same time, on roller skates. The cops had received many complaints about a pink and black flash speeding through quiet neighborhoods but only managed to catch her when she eventually slowed down around 5 am after a particularly crazy after party. Blockers often don't realize she's passed them until they catch the scent of barley and hops - by then it's too late. Likes: scoring more points than the other jammer, MGD, anyone who will buy her a drink after the game Dislikes: losing

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  Mane Assassin

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  Razzberry Rocket

Razz-berry Rocket will be that flash that you see skate by every 10 seconds or so

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  Trailer Trish

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  Cheeky aka "Cheeks"
Captain

Cheeky lives to break things: rules, hearts, noses...she's not picky. Likes: cigars, riesling, diamonds Dislikes: green tags, small guns Fave quote: "There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out." (Mae West)

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  Mary F'n Sunshine aka "Mary"
Captain

The sweetest thing on a pair of skates. Don't mistake that sweetness for weakness, though; with a bat of her eyelashes and a wiggle of her hips she'll pass you on the track. Likes: Whiskers on kittens, rainbows, bunnies & black eyes Dislikes: lizards, dog bites, eggplant & broken shoelaces.

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  BB Sting aka "BB"

This bumble bee flew into town with her guitar "Loose-Wheel", ready for anything. She looks cute and fuzzy, but if provoked, you get reminded that her namesake wears black and yellow bars for a reason. If you get stung don't say we didn't warn you! You could be wearing black and 'blues' after tangling with BB Sting.

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  Boni Jovi aka "Jovi"

Jovi has the other team livin' on a prayer with her hard hits and blood on blood attitude. Spending most of her teenhood as a runaway and out of love, she grew up mean and tough. We hear she's wanted dead or alive around these parts, so we keep her well hidden within the ranks of the EVRD. If you go head to head with Boni Jovi, we hope you've got something for the pain, 'cause you just may choke on her bad medicine.

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  Dee Vicious aka "Vicious Slice"

Part pitbull, part vixen and all Dee Vicious. She will knock you on your ass and help you back up only to knock you down again even harder. Likes: lipstick, beefcakes, Mad Face and proving a point Dislikes: whimps, crybabies and poodles.

XOX
 
  Haul Ass Hanna aka "Haul Ass"

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  Hell'on Keller aka "Hell On"

A freak combine accident caused Hellon to lose her sight at a young age; she was relieved when it suddenly came back at a roller derby game. As soon as she saw the hip checks and arm whips, she knew what she was destined to do.

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  Jessy Jynx aka "Jynx"

When Jynx was kicked out of the Spellman family for using her powers for E-Ville, she found the sport of Roller Derby to replace them. Watch your skates laces ladies, they may "accidentally" become untied.

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  Peaches

Being raised by organic hippies with no TV or radio, Peaches always wondered if there was more out there. One day a poster came drifting into town; talk spread about the wild women of E-Ville Roller Derby, making a name for themselves with their hard hits and short shirts. Her curiosity was piqued. She made her escape from the farm country in the back of a pick up truck, and rolled into E-Ville just over a year ago. Now she lives her dreams in lights, sending home postcards full of rebellion.

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  Tigra Banks aka "Tigra"

Also known as America's Next Top Throttle, Tigra Banks skated out of Modelville for E-ville in 2008. She is not afraid to claw her way to that 'Top Spot' -- blocking with her eyes or tearing other skaters to shreds. Only one word describes the competition in the TZone: FIERCE! Dislikes: divorces, getting cancelled after 122 episodes and miami vice

5
 
  Tron aka "The Robot"

Tron is one robot you do not want to mess with. An artificial intelligence experiment gone awry, she takes down anyone in her path. Her robot heart only warms up for derby, bicycles & comic books.

Infinity
 
  Tuf Luv aka "Tuf"

This cute little package is one tough lady. Tuf Luv gives new meaning to the phrase "Love Hurts" with her pint sized power packed hits and quick thinking. Tuf will have you falling head over heels in luv as your head hits the track and she skates by you. Ain't no love like Tuf Luv.

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