Being raised by organic hippies with no TV or radio, Peaches always wondered if there was more out there. One day a poster came drifting into town; talk spread about the wild women of E-Ville Roller Derby, making a name for themselves with their hard hits and short shirts. Her curiosity was piqued. She made her escape from the farm country in the back of a pick up truck, and rolled into E-Ville just over a year ago. Now she lives her dreams in lights, sending home postcards full of rebellion.

After having her heart broken by Archie she decided to leave Riverdale, USA. She moved to the "Eh" nation of poutine eatin', hockey lovin', moose huggin' Canada. Cooper has given up her cookie baking for the pursuit of being a derby star and traded her blonde ponytail for a toque and helmet. But she hasn't forgotten her polite past, don't be surprised when she knocks you over to hear an "Excuse me" or "Sorry"...And you WILL be knocked off your skates!

She's got legs, and she knows how to use them.

May the odds be ever in your favor...

A freak combine accident caused Hellon to lose her sight at a young age; she was relieved when it suddenly came back at a roller derby game. As soon as she saw the hip checks and arm whips, she knew what she was destined to do.

Hot wing first heard about roller derby while drinking away her frustrations at her neighborhood pub. Once she sobered up, she met up with E-ville at the local roller rink and discovered that her fiery temper made her a natural. Now, instead of just turning to alcohol, she takes her anger out on others. You better get out of her way if you don't want to get burned. Likes: ranch dressing, vodka, and inflicting bruises dislikes: blue cheese, hangovers and broken bones.

Found as a wee babe in the penalty box of the Edmonton Gardens arena wearing an old ratty Semenko jersey, Babe Slamenko grew up loving hockey fights, hard shoulder checks and right crosses. Thinking that professional hockey had gotten soft, Babe longed for a new sport. She eventually found roller derby, where she could indulge in high speed, hard hits and the occasional "accidental" elbow. Don't make her mad, or she'll send you to the dentist while she gets sent to the penalty bench!

Jovi has the other team livin' on a prayer with her hard hits and blood on blood attitude. Spending most of her teenhood as a runaway and out of love, she grew up mean and tough. We hear she's wanted dead or alive around these parts, so we keep her well hidden within the ranks of the EVRD. If you go head to head with Boni Jovi, we hope you've got something for the pain, 'cause you just may choke on her bad medicine.

Lightning crashes. And in the jungle, deep in the heart of Africa, an ape is born, wearing roller skates. Deserted by its band, discovered by German barrel makers, sold to a traveling Romanian circus and abandoned in the frozen Canadian tundra, a lost ape wanders. You can take the ape out of the jungle, but you cannot take the jungle out of the ape; and so, an angry, barrel-hating, knuckle-dragging, coffee-swilling, roller-skating creature remains. It is of two worlds - but it belongs to none. It's on like Wonkey Kong.

Coco grew up making crafts and talking about feelings, and in spite, fell into roller derby as easily as you'd expect for someone with a bad inner ear problem. Coco packs a hefty type-A personality and has never met a hit she didn't like. She'll smash your face in a game, but'll make sure you have a cold one to put on it at the after party.

Cheeky lives to break things: rules, hearts, noses...she's not picky. Likes: cigars, riesling, diamonds Dislikes: green tags, small guns Fave quote: "There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out." (Mae West)

Razzle Jazzle hails from the Emerald City (Seattle) with a sparkle in her step and diamonds in her eyes. While trying to make it big she stumbled upon Derby and was drawn towards the die-hard fans and fame of the game. Luckily Razzle Jazzle was always well stocked with glitter, fishnets, and tiny outfits. She still has her sights on her name in lights but loves getting prepped for the rough world of stardom with hard hits and smart strategy.

Be... Pressure, Be... E-ville, Be... Zerkher. All derby all the time.