Jovi has the other team livin' on a prayer with her hard hits and blood on blood attitude. Spending most of her teenhood as a runaway and out of love, she grew up mean and tough. We hear she's wanted dead or alive around these parts, so we keep her well hidden within the ranks of the EVRD. If you go head to head with Boni Jovi, we hope you've got something for the pain, 'cause you just may choke on her bad medicine.

The secret love spawn of Lita Ford and Lemmy, Ann Halen was raised on ball bearings and whiskey. While in the hospital, healing from a groin pull, the result of a flying kick off a guitar cabinet, Ann Halen, in a pain killer induced haze started to visualize a battle field of hot girls on roller skates. Her dreams became reality when she stumbled across the ladies of E-Ville, where she's been able to fuse her love of ass kickin' and rockin' out.

Likes: rock piles, double bass pedals, Dave Lombardo, van art, devil horns, the metal salute, Thin Lizzy, umlauts & knocking bitches down

Dislikes: false metal, Fred Durst, boney shoulders & penalties

Cheeky is not the kind of girl you say no to. Her tastes are expensive, and if she doesn't get what she wants, you better watch your back! When she's not on her skates, she's jetsetting around the world shopping & winning everyone over with her smile.

Likes: high heels, poker & money

Dislikes: Birkenstocks, banana clips and small guns

A graduate of Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters, Stormy has found a safe place to unleash her super powers. Keep your eyes on her - for what seems like a clean break thru the pack is really a powerful gust of wind surrounding her, keeping those pesky blockers away. Opposing jammers beware of mysterious patches of ice, if the ref can't see her create them - how can he call it a penalty?

Also known as America's Next Top Throttle, Tigra Banks skated out of Modelville for E-ville in 2008. She is not afraid to claw her way to that 'Top Spot' -- blocking with her eyes or tearing other skaters to shreds. Only one word describes the competition in the TZone: FIERCE!

Dislikes: divorces, getting cancelled after 122 episodes and miami vice

Yo Adrian! Wishing the other girls would stop calling her "Tinkerbell" and determined to prove she weren't just another bum from the neighborhood, Tinker Balboa laced up her rollerskates and started building some hurtin' bombs. Along with E-Ville practices, her derby training regimen includes running up the stairs of the Philadelphia Museum of Art, pummelling raw beef, and frolicking in the sand with Carl Weathers.

Likes: Raw eggs, homely boxers, broken bones (other peoples)

Dislikes: Disney references, quitting, broken bones (her own)

"It ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward." -the Italian Stallion

Blue eyeshadow, tight pants and flamingo lawn ornaments are what makes Trailer Trish tick. She's won't let anything stand in her way of winning, not even rules!

Likes: menthol cigarettes, Shania Twain, & poodles

Dislikes: diet soda & that woman in trailer #24 who keeps trying to steal her man

Urethra Franklin joined roller derby after she "accidentally" smashed all 20 of her Grammy's in Kanye West's face at the VMA awards.

She enjoys being the Queen of Soul, hot dog eating contests, and wearing white after labour day.

Bio coming soon!

Ever met a girl that knocked your socks off?
Drove you wild?
Drove you to drink?
Drove a spike through your heart?
If you have answered "yes" to any of these questions then you have met BadGirlfriend Hoochie!

Loves: Roller Derby, Jagermeister, Cadbury Fruit'n'Nut bars, writing sweet love letters, ruining your credit rating, sending e-mails from fake accounts she has set up in your name, and explaining to the RCMP that it was not her that slashed your tires.

Hates: All of her ex-boyfriends (and there is a lot of em!)