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This bumble bee flew into town with her guitar "Loose-Wheel", ready for anything. She looks cute and fuzzy, but if provoked, you get reminded that her namesake wears black and yellow bars for a reason. If you get stung don't say we didn't warn you! You could be wearing black and 'blues' after tangling with BB Sting.
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Peaches - #31 - Assistant Captain
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Being raised by organic hippies with no TV or radio, Peaches always wondered if there was more out there. One day a poster came drifting into town; talk spread about the wild women of E-Ville Roller Derby, making a name for themselves with their hard hits and short shirts. Her curiosity was piqued. She made her escape from the farm country in the back of a pick up truck, and rolled into E-Ville just over a year ago. Now she lives her dreams in lights, sending home postcards full of rebellion.
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When Tuf learned there was roller derby in Edmonton she knew that it was for her.
Between the hitting and the get-ups she was hooked. Always the one to bully the guys, she decided girls would give her more of a challenge.
Other than derby, Tuf enjoys breaking hearts & faces, getting in bar fights, & long walks on the beach. Tuf Luv plays for the misfits of the EVRD the BlackGold Diggers. She will pull you in will her smile and make you fall in love with her sarcastic charm; then when she's bored, she'll leave you crying on the floor.
*Muah*
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Petra is a Golden Rectangle...which means while she's kicking your ass the remainder is another golden rectangle
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Appointed to the bench of whuppin' ass in 2009, Justice is serving up a special dispensation for anyone in her path:
Get gone or get busted. Moved or be moved. Get straight to jail, don't pass Go. The Hammer of Justice crushes you! Approach the bench at your own peril! I'll prosecute you straight into the pavement! I'll kick yer ass with legal ease! There's no defense against this summation! I'll take you down like notes on my legal pad!
YOU ARE OVERRULED!!!
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When this lady isn't turning heads she's busy smashing them into the ground. She's never fully satisfied unless she's causing pain to anyone that gets in her way.
With 8 wheels under her feet, and the taste of blood on her toongue, Lady will leave you bleeding and screaming for more!
Likes: Arm whips, thigh highs, and Slasher flicks.
Dislikes: Your face, broken high heels, and boys who cry.
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Maddie is young, tough, and has something to prove.
You better just stay outta her way!
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Cee Cee was abandoned at birth by the mermaid who bore her because she had human legs. Spent her first few years scrubbing decks of ships. The sailors who raised her taught her to be tough, mean and clever. After almost losing her life to scurvy, Cee Cee figured it was time to set down anchor, she chose Hollywood, California. There she quickly fell into the hard, fast life of glam metal and roller skates. While on tour with Poison she rolled into Edmonton where she met the ladies of E-ville, the rest is history...
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